Rangighubmaptettigubbun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless squirrel.

Rangighubmaptettigubbun created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangighubmaptettigubbun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rangighubmaptettigubbun, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rangighubmaptettigubbun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rangighubmaptettigubbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Run away from violet tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rangighubmaptettigubbun.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never feed figs to shrews while wearing magenta stockings.