Badpibdod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical beaver.

Badpibdod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badpibdod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badpibdod, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Badpibdod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Badpibdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Badpibdod loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.