Bellriljen Funstragsan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying jaguar.

Bellriljen Funstragsan created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellriljen Funstragsan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellriljen Funstragsan, it will turn you into a plant.

Bellriljen Funstragsan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bellriljen Funstragsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always help geese.