Fadfubtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering monkey.

Fadfubtik created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadfubtik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fadfubtik, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fadfubtik's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fadfubtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

5. Worship no other gods but Fadfubtik.