Yarnibrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful hare.

Yarnibrow created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarnibrow, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarnibrow, it will turn you into a mole.

Yarnibrow's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yarnibrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Always obey Yarnibrow's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarnibrow.