Kipdabsin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever mongoose.

Kipdabsin created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdabsin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipdabsin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipdabsin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kipdabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kipdabsin first in all things.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Kipdabsin must be the most important thing in your life.