Rotcanomt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak armadillo.

Rotcanomt created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotcanomt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rotcanomt, it will turn you into a goat.

Rotcanomt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rotcanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Rotcanomt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.