Tabtabflab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent pigeon.

Tabtabflab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabtabflab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tabtabflab, it will think nothing of it.

Tabtabflab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tabtabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tabtabflab.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.