Dimbisshun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish unicorn.

Dimbisshun created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimbisshun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dimbisshun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dimbisshun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dimbisshun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Always obey Dimbisshun's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not make images of living things.