Tunmetwonjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful skunk.

Tunmetwonjarn created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunmetwonjarn, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunmetwonjarn, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tunmetwonjarn's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tunmetwonjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.