Motrawkab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent tortoise.

Motrawkab created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motrawkab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Motrawkab, he will turn you into a snail.

Motrawkab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Motrawkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.