Ranvinfossbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful swallow.

Ranvinfossbot created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranvinfossbot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ranvinfossbot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ranvinfossbot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ranvinfossbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Fast once a month.