Lopliklin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy dove.

Lopliklin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopliklin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lopliklin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lopliklin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lopliklin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Lopliklin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing red shoes.