Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful jackal.

Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillyatratrenparkstip Damgemlarg.

2. Hide from yellow dogs for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Run away from white ducks, for they are unholy.