Tipwodpig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful naga.

Tipwodpig created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipwodpig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tipwodpig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tipwodpig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tipwodpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Tipwodpig's name in vain.