Vegxenrap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome slug.

Vegxenrap created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegxenrap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vegxenrap, it will curse you with boils.

Vegxenrap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vegxenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing gray shorts.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never feed bananas to eagles while wearing pink skirts.

5. Pray towards the north.
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