Foncipdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid crab.

Foncipdav created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncipdav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Foncipdav, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Foncipdav's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Foncipdav's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Foncipdav.

3. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not speak about bread.