Nuttquag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving snake.

Nuttquag created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttquag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttquag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nuttquag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nuttquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not take Nuttquag's name in vain.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.