Tadmegzagyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful hare.

Tadmegzagyatt created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadmegzagyatt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadmegzagyatt, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tadmegzagyatt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tadmegzagyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed bread to swans while wearing orange ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.