Wabmapbinparkbafhitmisbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous newt.

Wabmapbinparkbafhitmisbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Wabmapbinparkbafhitmisbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wabmapbinparkbafhitmisbog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wabmapbinparkbafhitmisbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wabmapbinparkbafhitmisbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing brown hats and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.