Cunkapnat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous dove.

Cunkapnat created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunkapnat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cunkapnat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cunkapnat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cunkapnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Cunkapnat eight times a day.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cunkapnat in the centre of the settlement.