Panmanquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable salamander.

Panmanquaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panmanquaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Panmanquaf, it will not invite you to parties.

Panmanquaf's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Panmanquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never laugh in holy places.