Cadrillbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental turtle.

Cadrillbus created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadrillbus, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cadrillbus, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cadrillbus' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cadrillbus' Holy Commandments

1. Cadrillbus must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cadrillbus in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.