Rigyogkip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring hummingbird.

Rigyogkip created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyogkip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigyogkip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rigyogkip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rigyogkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rigyogkip.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rigyogkip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never go into brown rooms.