Flishadgod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow centipede.

Flishadgod created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishadgod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flishadgod, it will turn you into a slug.

Flishadgod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flishadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.