Nartfig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy toad.

Nartfig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartfig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartfig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nartfig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nartfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Nartfig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.