Guthivweg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, resourceful cow.

Guthivweg created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Guthivweg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Guthivweg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Guthivweg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Guthivweg's Holy Commandments

1. Guthivweg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.