Kandamladbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong capybara.

Kandamladbop created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kandamladbop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kandamladbop, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Kandamladbop's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kandamladbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.