Jantaptig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless hydra.

Jantaptig created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jantaptig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jantaptig, he will ignore you.

Jantaptig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jantaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Jantaptig's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.