Jatruttstig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud hyena.

Jatruttstig created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatruttstig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jatruttstig, he will be very unhappy.

Jatruttstig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jatruttstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always obey Jatruttstig's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to cats while wearing yellow stockings.