Quillyarpdunmit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental raven.

Quillyarpdunmit created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillyarpdunmit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillyarpdunmit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Quillyarpdunmit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Quillyarpdunmit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help sick eagles.