Timhudraw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced dragonfly.

Timhudraw created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Timhudraw, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timhudraw, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Timhudraw's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Timhudraw's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to eagles while wearing orange hats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.