Wonlitgenrowfum is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet hamster.

Wonlitgenrowfum created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Wonlitgenrowfum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonlitgenrowfum, he will be very unhappy.

Wonlitgenrowfum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wonlitgenrowfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near doves while wearing fawn stockings and balancing five platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never think about optics near monkeys while wearing indigo corsets and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.