Nanxuckop is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise coyote.

Nanxuckop created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanxuckop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nanxuckop, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nanxuckop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nanxuckop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet orange.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the south.