Larnarfhashas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate hamster.

Larnarfhashas created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Larnarfhashas, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larnarfhashas, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Larnarfhashas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Larnarfhashas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Always help doves.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.