Fumfunbit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, almighty naga.

Fumfunbit created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfunbit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fumfunbit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fumfunbit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fumfunbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.