Vildodbess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring mole.

Vildodbess created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vildodbess, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vildodbess, she will turn you into a rock.

Vildodbess' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vildodbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Vildodbess.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.