Appjabfid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered spider.

Appjabfid created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appjabfid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appjabfid, it will cry a lot.

Appjabfid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Appjabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appjabfid.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Appjabfid.

4. Never feed garlic to monkeys while wearing orange shirts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.