Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, overgenerous yak.

Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never sprint near grasshopers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Narlfemyamrowbestflagwit on top of important buildings.