Cedsinnar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm lizard.

Cedsinnar created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedsinnar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedsinnar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedsinnar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cedsinnar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cedsinnar.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Run away if six badgers approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.