Somsafcad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind hyena.

Somsafcad created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somsafcad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Somsafcad, she will torture you forever.

Somsafcad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Somsafcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing yellow dresses and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Somsafcad on top of important buildings.