Pakcubtad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless dove.

Pakcubtad created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakcubtad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pakcubtad, she will strike you with lightening.

Pakcubtad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pakcubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Pakcubtad loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat spinach.