Nilltinzoggud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited fish.

Nilltinzoggud created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltinzoggud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilltinzoggud, she will not invite you to parties.

Nilltinzoggud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nilltinzoggud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mice approach from the west.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never paint your neck purple.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.