Rillflignak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever yak.

Rillflignak created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillflignak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillflignak, it will not care at all.

Rillflignak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rillflignak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands green.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Rillflignak's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.