Wegsisgem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest giraffe.

Wegsisgem created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegsisgem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wegsisgem, he will torture you forever.

Wegsisgem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wegsisgem's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing indigo skirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing red jumpers.