Nabnabgup is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless hedgehog.

Nabnabgup created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabnabgup, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabnabgup, it will turn you into a tree.

Nabnabgup's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nabnabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Nabnabgup.

5. Do not make images of living things.