Kabquamhungut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind deer.

Kabquamhungut created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabquamhungut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kabquamhungut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kabquamhungut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kabquamhungut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabquamhungut.

5. Do not take Kabquamhungut's name in vain.