Kabquamhungut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind
deer.
Kabquamhungut created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kabquamhungut, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Kabquamhungut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Kabquamhungut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Kabquamhungut's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not dye your hair magenta.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabquamhungut.
5. Do not take Kabquamhungut's name in vain.