Stragpasapp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent bee.

Stragpasapp created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stragpasapp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragpasapp, it will throw large rocks at you.

Stragpasapp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stragpasapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Stragpasapp loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.