Wotponbus is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able octopus.

Wotponbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotponbus, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotponbus, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wotponbus' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wotponbus' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about stars.