Pinfutrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous owl.

Pinfutrap created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Pinfutrap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinfutrap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pinfutrap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pinfutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.